Nickname:

Many and diverse from Stinker, Dover, Duck, F#@khead, to plain old Benny Davis

… and why:

Family:

Soft-jawed Byrnes on tour, my right hand off it

Favourite number & Position:

56, somewhere close to the goals.

No. of Dragons Games:

Ask Farmer!

Recruited From:

Very backward country Victoria: Creswick, Newlyn FCs

AFL club supported:

The most successful team in history the mighty DONS

Career Highlight:

Being less fat than Riggsy on a health test; Having more hair than Riggsy!!!

Where are you now:

Thailand

Favourite Hong Kong Bar:

All the ones I can’t remember

Most memorable Dragons moment:

Proving my prediction correct when covering the Irish bar in Shanghai with green ooze after being forced to drink a bloody skob-bomb

Advice for other Dragons:

If you keep playing with it, it gets much stretchier