| Nickname: | That Useless Pommie Bastard | |
| ... and why: | Obvious | |
| Family: | In England | |
| Favourite number & Position: | 5; Forward pocket, goalsneak | |
| No. of Dragons Games: | 1 | |
| Recruited From: | North London Lions | |
| AFL club supported: | Nottingham Forest | |
| Career Highlight: | Kicked five goals for North London in my second game |
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| Where are you now: | ||
| Favourite Hong Kong Bar: | Dusk til Dawn | |
| Most memorable Dragons moment: |
I'm sure there will be one, one day... |
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| Advice for other Dragons: | Don't go on the Wednesday night training runs! |