| Nickname: | Many and diverse from Stinker, Dover, Duck, F#@khead, to plain old Benny Davis | |
| ... and why: | ||
| Family: | Soft-jawed Byrnes on tour, my right hand off it | |
| Favourite number & Position: | 56, somewhere close to the goals. | |
| No. of Dragons Games: | Ask Farmer! | |
| Recruited From: | Very backward country Victoria: Creswick, Newlyn FCs | |
| AFL club supported: | The most successful team in history the mighty DONS | |
| Career Highlight: | Being less fat than Riggsy on a health test; Having more hair than Riggsy!!! |
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| Where are you now: | Thailand |
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| Favourite Hong Kong Bar: | All the ones I can’t remember | |
| Most memorable Dragons moment: |
Proving my prediction correct when covering the Irish bar in Shanghai with green ooze after being forced to drink a bloody skob-bomb |
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| Advice for other Dragons: | If you keep playing with it, it gets much stretchier |
